“life is a vie”，字面意思是“人生如戏”。这年头，抖音和B站上但凡有人生感悟或者翻车名场面，弹幕里总能刷到这句。配上魔性的电音或者一段突如其来的变装，瞬间就有了那味儿——你以为是鸡汤，其实是“狗血连续剧”。

人生如戏，戏如人生。重要的从来不是它演了多长，而是它高潮迭起、跌宕起伏的过程够不够炸。

Life is like a vie, it's not the length, but the excellence of the acting that matters.

但最近，网友们觉得光“vie”还不够过瘾，非要加个“f**king”才带劲。这词儿一出，语气直接拉满，能翻译成“该死的”、“讨厌的”、“糟糕的”，甚至“躺平了，毁灭吧”。一般情况下，它是用来抱怨生活这破剧本写得太烂；但有时候，它又能变成一种近乎狂热的赞叹，类似“卧槽，这剧情也太刺激了”。

用法可以参考那句出圈语录：“后来只要有人陪，我也不知道我爱谁，life is a f**king vie，人生如戏呗。”

而不少人在打完“life is a vie”之后，还会紧跟下一句：

You only live once.

这是从“YOLO”梗里借来的命，大意就是“人生只有一次，演砸了也得硬着头皮上”。

顺便一提，《Life Is A Vie》也是一首正经英文歌。

歌手：Ash Byz
发行日期：2018-06-07

下面是歌词，感受一下那种“戏精附体”的味儿：

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t popping

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t popping

My life is a vie so when I be vining
People be watching haters be tuned in
When I be just cruising or I be just hanging
Or chilling with my hes out skinning and drinking

Sometimes I be thinking what if I wasn't who I am
Would I still have words like I was rakish
Higher I get it popping like champagne bottles
And I stay fresh like a runway model

Then I'll holler fellas peace out
Tell the haters keep my name out they mouth
Cause I be on ice like beer at a picnic
Run up on bricks and you will get your death wish

I' from a hell zone where a well known
And I don't keep up with the Jones, I make the Jones
I get my hustle on to keep my money right
And I ain't stunning on ya, I'm just living life

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t popping

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t popping

Inevitability front or rating
Go blind looking at hi don't sit so close
All eye's on spit-ta switch time zone's hoes on both coasts
The sucker's don't really know what

Inform the warn the that we was about to scar the and bob the
Inevitable I had to blow
F**k who didn't want to see it happen
Life is a vie documentary with no actors
Way too real no scripts in here live

They believe whatever they hear lies
Jive a** niggards I don't need 'em in my circle they way too square
On the road to riches 22 inches a spare
Sparking like road flare's haunt pigpen who goes there
Don't think you can blend in with the jet Brent

A symbol of good d**e 93' a legend
Too big for one screen
We gon' need to merge at least about 3 of those together
Yeah

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t poppin

My life is a vie so people be tuned in
Just to keep a close eye on what I' doing
My life is a ve so people be watching
Just to see if I still can get sh*t popping